Why not kick off February right by coming down to Spectacular Spectacular!, a monthly cabaret variety show produced by Kansas City Cabaret and hosted by the Uptown Arts Bar?
Come enjoy a wide range of local Kansas City entertainment, ranging from music to burlesque and bellydance! And oh oh oh! We’ll be there! Performing Adam’s Apple and debuting our newest single, Therapy!
DATE: Feb 2, 2013TIME: doors @ 9pm, show @ 930pmCOVER: $10VENUE: 3611 Broadway, KCMO 64111 -> Uptown Arts Bar
You will NOT wanna miss this!
Official event links:http://www.facebook.com/events/125607907605949/
http://www.facebook.com/events/121236791376932/

Why not kick off February right by coming down to Spectacular Spectacular!, a monthly cabaret variety show produced by Kansas City Cabaret and hosted by the Uptown Arts Bar?

Come enjoy a wide range of local Kansas City entertainment, ranging from music to burlesque and bellydance! And oh oh oh! We’ll be there! Performing Adam’s Apple and debuting our newest single, Therapy!

DATE: Feb 2, 2013
TIME: doors @ 9pm, show @ 930pm
COVER: $10
VENUE: 3611 Broadway, KCMO 64111 -> Uptown Arts Bar

You will NOT wanna miss this!

Official event links:
http://www.facebook.com/events/125607907605949/

http://www.facebook.com/events/121236791376932/

Just used ‘brohonestly’ as a lyric in an upcoming song.


And the Golden Globes goes to Skyfall, Music and Lyrics by Adele.

A big congratulations to Adele for her win at the Golden Globes! She continues to be a huge inspiration to Cache Monet!

And the Golden Globes goes to Skyfall, Music and Lyrics by Adele.

A big congratulations to Adele for her win at the Golden Globes! She continues to be a huge inspiration to Cache Monet!

Catch Cache Monet’s Debut Performance on FEB 2 at the Uptown Arts Bar, KCMO!

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Come see Cache Monet’s DEBUT performance at Spectacular Spectacular!, a Cabaret Variety Show at the Uptown Arts Bar at 3611 Broadway, KCMO 64111! 

Doors open at 9:00, Show begins at 9:30.

Admission is $10 at the door.

In addition to Cache Monet, there will be burlesque and other cabaret acts performed by many beloved local KC performers! We are NOT headlining this event, and there will be several extremely talented people performing for you at this event! You will be glad you came!

Please invite your friends! 

Here’s the link to the official Spectacular Spectacular! FB Event:

http://www.facebook.com/events/121236791376932/

Adam’s Apple Lyrics

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In the beginning
There was nothing to be seen
The Universe was lonely
So I was made for him, and then
I began the end
Curious at why I’m lesser than
A thirst for something deeper
The knowledge of the Great I Am

CHORUS:
Adam’s Apple
It’s all my fault
Eden crumbles
At our feet forever
And we grow old
Made unequal
What separates can never bind together
All my faults
It’s all my fault

Paradise was fraying at the seems
The serpent promised me holy things
I’d do it all again; ignorance is broken
You can drag me through hell
But I’ll never repent

CHORUS

Never will we return
To the garden of ignorance
Will I burn in Hell?
Or will I beg for your benevolence?
Women are the weaker vessel
And they shouldn’t speak
But Prometheus brought fire
From the gods to the Greeks

Here’s your freedom
You’ve got to use it
Don’t be timid, girl
Or you could lose it
I’m a feminist, terrorist
Won’t let them control this
I have created you
Adam can suck it!

CHORUS

Select shots from the Adam’s Apple photoshoot. More can be seen at cachemonetkc.com!

Adam’s Apple - Cache Monet

Take a listen to our first single, Adam’s Apple! 

Cache Monet Debuts!

Starting in October of 2012, I began working with a dear old friend of mine, Tanith K., both of us wanting to start performing music and thespianism in and around Kansas City. We ultimately decided on music-centered performance highlighted by comedy and burlesque. We set to work on coming up with a name for our ambitious project; we decided upon “Cache Monet” pronounced “Cash Monayyy.”

Tanith has a history in burlesque performance in the Kansas City area, and I have done some performing with my dear old band, “The Abortionists.” It seemed like a necessary evolution as I was getting ants in my pants about getting out of my house and into the city. We are currently developing our stage show and many musical numbers.

This month, we have announced to the entire universe that we have a single on iTunes that we have labored over for months, that we are beginning our marketing campaign to raise some money so we can start performing with the necessary equipment, and hitting our friends up for some support and exposure.

While the new single, “Adam’s Apple,” isn’t overtly humorous or entirely indicative of our music style, we are very proud of our product, and assure you all that there will be many more. To increase the amount of exposure we can gather in a short amount of time, we need you, our friends and the very good people of the internet who I have been promoting music to for a very long time!

Here’s the deal:

1. Listen to the track on http://www.soundcloud.com/cachemonet and comment telling us what you think.

2. If you like it, you can buy the track on iTunes or CDbaby (for now, our distribution will take a bit to get on Amazon.com and such). WRITE A REVIEW. This part is really important. It helps people on iTunes know what other people think about us, and it helps people make buying decisions they wouldn’t otherwise make.

3. If you want to hear more, go to http://www.cachemonetkc.com and join the mailing list. We will do our best to let you hear our new stuff FIRST before we announce things on Facebook, Twitter and such.

4. Use social media like Facebook & Tumblr to share our website and music with your friends, friends of friends, pets, family, etc.

5. Be in our music videos! In the next few months, we will be putting announcements for all y’alls to meet us to do some video shoots for promotional videos! Everyone will receive credit for being in them, and we promise it will be super fun!

6. Help us get into venues! Once our act is complete, we will be inviting you all to our first performance and we will do our best to get it on video so you non-attenders can see us perform.

Obviously, you’re not obligated in any way to do any of this. I appreciate everyone who has had to listen to 5 versions of each song and did so willingly and who gave constructive criticism and encouragement.

Once we release a full album, we will be able to offer physical distribution and get a physical CD into your hands. Once we start up a street team, we’ll set up ways that we can give away free goodies to our supporters!

Thank you for reading, and for listening, and we will be back with some sarcastic-mode for our upcoming new singles, which should release before the end of February!

-Booyah, aka Princess Tigerlily of Cache Monet