Hey! What’s up? I’ll leave this all on your machine
This is the last call from me from here on out
No more finding roadkill on your lawn in the morning
I’ve stopped collecting your hair; I’ve thrown it all out
I don’t call the hotlines anymore, so now they’re mad at me
No longer spying from your neighbor’s tree
I don’t need to stalk you anymore
I’ve been in therapy
My therapist just sits there and agrees with me
He costs about the same as a law degree
He wrote me some prescriptions and he set me free
From all the prophecies
That I had self-fulfilled so devotedly
And then this obsession began to freeze
If only I could have foreseen
You were not worth the stalking
It’s all over – retired Peeping Tom
Binoculars gather dust on my bookshelf
It’s time I forged ahead with a purpose all my own
A reason to keep breathing in and of itself
Seeing your frightened tears used to fill my world
Now that I’m a lady, I must throw away the girl – out of the trunk and into the river
I’ve been in therapy
I’ve got a captive audience finally
And take more medication than celebrities
I’ve switched my focus onto curing my disease
So when you go outside and feel the breeze
Remember: ‘cause I won’t be watching from the trees
I no longer plead my insanity
My therapy is gonna be the death of me
Sincerely, Goodbye Forever
And ever x4
I know I said I’d never call you again
I thought I’d gotten over you
But my brain had another plan
We were meant to be together
Just like ‘Politics and Crime’
I’ll stop cutting your brakes
If you’ll only just be mine
What do you think I’ll do
With a restraining order?
I’m gonna do to you
What Frodo did to Mordor
I think you need therapy
You’re cold and insensitive
This rope was way expensive so don’t struggle please
That webcam in your bathroom needs some batteries
Let’s take some family photos!
And when I set you free
We’ll go to therapy
Catch Cache Monet’s Debut Performance on FEB 2 at the Uptown Arts Bar, KCMO!
Come see Cache Monet’s DEBUT performance at Spectacular Spectacular!, a Cabaret Variety Show at the Uptown Arts Bar at 3611 Broadway, KCMO 64111!
Doors open at 9:00, Show begins at 9:30.
Admission is $10 at the door.
In addition to Cache Monet, there will be burlesque and other cabaret acts performed by many beloved local KC performers! We are NOT headlining this event, and there will be several extremely talented people performing for you at this event! You will be glad you came!
Please invite your friends!
Here’s the link to the official Spectacular Spectacular! FB Event: