© Joseph Maino. Photography used with permission.

Here are a couple shots from Cache Monet’s debut performance on Feb 2nd, 2013! More can be seen at cachemonetkc.com!

Here’s a video of our debut of Therapy at Spectacular Spectacular! presented by Kansas City Cabaret on February 2nd, 2013!

What’s this? Another show? You betcha!
Mark Feb 22nd on your calendar, folks, it’s another event you don’t want to miss. Mercury Mad’s Multi-Nax has invited us along side Ab5urdum to perform at the Davey’s Uptown Rambler’s Club. It will be super special awesome and a rocket blast of fun. Promise!

What’s this? Another show? You betcha!


Mark Feb 22nd on your calendar, folks, it’s another event you don’t want to miss. Mercury Mad’s Multi-Nax has invited us along side Ab5urdum to perform at the Davey’s Uptown Rambler’s Club. It will be super special awesome and a rocket blast of fun. Promise!

Oh hay, this is tomorrow! Are you gonna come to a show filled to the brim with burlesque, bellydance, show tunes, and more? It’ll definitely be entertaining and super fun.
Also: we’ll be there!
Spectacular Spectacular! presented by Kansas City CabaretFeb 2nd, 2013Uptown Arts Bar: 3611 Broadway KCMO 64111$10 cover9:00pm doors9:30pm show

Oh hay, this is tomorrow! Are you gonna come to a show filled to the brim with burlesque, bellydance, show tunes, and more? It’ll definitely be entertaining and super fun.

Also: we’ll be there!

Spectacular Spectacular! presented by Kansas City Cabaret
Feb 2nd, 2013
Uptown Arts Bar: 3611 Broadway KCMO 64111
$10 cover
9:00pm doors
9:30pm show

Therapy Lyrics

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Hey! What’s up? I’ll leave this all on your machine

This is the last call from me from here on out

No more finding roadkill on your lawn in the morning

I’ve stopped collecting your hair; I’ve thrown it all out

I don’t call the hotlines anymore, so now they’re mad at me

No longer spying from your neighbor’s tree

I don’t need to stalk you anymore

Chorus

I’ve been in therapy

My therapist just sits there and agrees with me

He costs about the same as a law degree

He wrote me some prescriptions and he set me free

From all the prophecies

That I had self-fulfilled so devotedly

And then this obsession began to freeze

If only I could have foreseen

You were not worth the stalking

It’s all over – retired Peeping Tom

Binoculars gather dust on my bookshelf

It’s time I forged ahead with a purpose all my own

A reason to keep breathing in and of itself

Seeing your frightened tears used to fill my world

Now that I’m a lady, I must throw away the girl – out of the trunk and into the river

Chorus

I’ve been in therapy

I’ve got a captive audience finally

And take more medication than celebrities

I’ve switched my focus onto curing my disease

So when you go outside and feel the breeze

Remember: ‘cause I won’t be watching from the trees

I no longer plead my insanity

My therapy is gonna be the death of me

Sincerely, Goodbye Forever

And ever x4

I know I said I’d never call you again

I thought I’d gotten over you

But my brain had another plan

We were meant to be together

Just like ‘Politics and Crime’

I’ll stop cutting your brakes

If you’ll only just be mine

What do you think I’ll do

With a restraining order?

I’m gonna do to you

What Frodo did to Mordor

Chorus

I think you need therapy

You’re cold and insensitive

And honestly

This rope was way expensive so don’t struggle please

That webcam in your bathroom needs some batteries

Let’s take some family photos!

And when I set you free

We’ll go to therapy

NEW SINGLE - Therapy is now available on cdbaby.com!
Check it out!

NEW SINGLE - Therapy is now available on cdbaby.com!

Check it out!

Why not kick off February right by coming down to Spectacular Spectacular!, a monthly cabaret variety show produced by Kansas City Cabaret and hosted by the Uptown Arts Bar?
Come enjoy a wide range of local Kansas City entertainment, ranging from music to burlesque and bellydance! And oh oh oh! We’ll be there! Performing Adam’s Apple and debuting our newest single, Therapy!
DATE: Feb 2, 2013TIME: doors @ 9pm, show @ 930pmCOVER: $10VENUE: 3611 Broadway, KCMO 64111 -> Uptown Arts Bar
You will NOT wanna miss this!
Official event links:http://www.facebook.com/events/125607907605949/
http://www.facebook.com/events/121236791376932/

Why not kick off February right by coming down to Spectacular Spectacular!, a monthly cabaret variety show produced by Kansas City Cabaret and hosted by the Uptown Arts Bar?

Come enjoy a wide range of local Kansas City entertainment, ranging from music to burlesque and bellydance! And oh oh oh! We’ll be there! Performing Adam’s Apple and debuting our newest single, Therapy!

DATE: Feb 2, 2013
TIME: doors @ 9pm, show @ 930pm
COVER: $10
VENUE: 3611 Broadway, KCMO 64111 -> Uptown Arts Bar

You will NOT wanna miss this!

Official event links:
http://www.facebook.com/events/125607907605949/

http://www.facebook.com/events/121236791376932/

Catch Cache Monet’s Debut Performance on FEB 2 at the Uptown Arts Bar, KCMO!

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Come see Cache Monet’s DEBUT performance at Spectacular Spectacular!, a Cabaret Variety Show at the Uptown Arts Bar at 3611 Broadway, KCMO 64111! 

Doors open at 9:00, Show begins at 9:30.

Admission is $10 at the door.

In addition to Cache Monet, there will be burlesque and other cabaret acts performed by many beloved local KC performers! We are NOT headlining this event, and there will be several extremely talented people performing for you at this event! You will be glad you came!

Please invite your friends! 

Here’s the link to the official Spectacular Spectacular! FB Event:

http://www.facebook.com/events/121236791376932/

Adam’s Apple Lyrics

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In the beginning
There was nothing to be seen
The Universe was lonely
So I was made for him, and then
I began the end
Curious at why I’m lesser than
A thirst for something deeper
The knowledge of the Great I Am

CHORUS:
Adam’s Apple
It’s all my fault
Eden crumbles
At our feet forever
And we grow old
Made unequal
What separates can never bind together
All my faults
It’s all my fault

Paradise was fraying at the seems
The serpent promised me holy things
I’d do it all again; ignorance is broken
You can drag me through hell
But I’ll never repent

CHORUS

Never will we return
To the garden of ignorance
Will I burn in Hell?
Or will I beg for your benevolence?
Women are the weaker vessel
And they shouldn’t speak
But Prometheus brought fire
From the gods to the Greeks

Here’s your freedom
You’ve got to use it
Don’t be timid, girl
Or you could lose it
I’m a feminist, terrorist
Won’t let them control this
I have created you
Adam can suck it!

CHORUS