Hey! What’s up? I’ll leave this all on your machine

This is the last call from me from here on out

No more finding roadkill on your lawn in the morning

I’ve stopped collecting your hair; I’ve thrown it all out

I don’t call the hotlines anymore, so now they’re mad at me

No longer spying from your neighbor’s tree

I don’t need to stalk you anymore

Chorus

I’ve been in therapy

My therapist just sits there and agrees with me

He costs about the same as a law degree

He wrote me some prescriptions and he set me free

From all the prophecies

That I had self-fulfilled so devotedly

And then this obsession began to freeze

If only I could have foreseen

You were not worth the stalking

It’s all over – retired Peeping Tom

Binoculars gather dust on my bookshelf

It’s time I forged ahead with a purpose all my own

A reason to keep breathing in and of itself

Seeing your frightened tears used to fill my world

Now that I’m a lady, I must throw away the girl – out of the trunk and into the river

Chorus

I’ve been in therapy

I’ve got a captive audience finally

And take more medication than celebrities

I’ve switched my focus onto curing my disease

So when you go outside and feel the breeze

Remember: ‘cause I won’t be watching from the trees

I no longer plead my insanity

My therapy is gonna be the death of me

Sincerely, Goodbye Forever

And ever x4

I know I said I’d never call you again

I thought I’d gotten over you

But my brain had another plan

We were meant to be together

Just like ‘Politics and Crime’

I’ll stop cutting your brakes

If you’ll only just be mine

What do you think I’ll do

With a restraining order?

I’m gonna do to you

What Frodo did to Mordor

Chorus

I think you need therapy

You’re cold and insensitive

And honestly

This rope was way expensive so don’t struggle please

That webcam in your bathroom needs some batteries

Let’s take some family photos!

And when I set you free

We’ll go to therapy