Just two nights ago, Cache Monet released their shiny pink and gold new single, White Girl Wasted!

Put it on repeat and share with all your friends because nothing brings people together like bad decisions.

Keep an eye out for where to purchase this summer party anthem!

As proof that Cache Monet isn’t dead, check out these awkward, but awesome photos from that party we hit up last night. I hope they never reach the internet. That’d just be embarrassing. So definitely don’t share with friends or save them to your computer. I mean, really, please -do-.


More can be seen at CacheMonetKC.com!

© Joseph Maino. Photography used with permission.

Here are a couple shots from Cache Monet’s debut performance on Feb 2nd, 2013! More can be seen at cachemonetkc.com!

Here’s a video of our debut of Therapy at Spectacular Spectacular! presented by Kansas City Cabaret on February 2nd, 2013!

What’s this? Another show? You betcha!
Mark Feb 22nd on your calendar, folks, it’s another event you don’t want to miss. Mercury Mad’s Multi-Nax has invited us along side Ab5urdum to perform at the Davey’s Uptown Rambler’s Club. It will be super special awesome and a rocket blast of fun. Promise!

What’s this? Another show? You betcha!


Mark Feb 22nd on your calendar, folks, it’s another event you don’t want to miss. Mercury Mad’s Multi-Nax has invited us along side Ab5urdum to perform at the Davey’s Uptown Rambler’s Club. It will be super special awesome and a rocket blast of fun. Promise!

Oh hay, this is tomorrow! Are you gonna come to a show filled to the brim with burlesque, bellydance, show tunes, and more? It’ll definitely be entertaining and super fun.
Also: we’ll be there!
Spectacular Spectacular! presented by Kansas City CabaretFeb 2nd, 2013Uptown Arts Bar: 3611 Broadway KCMO 64111$10 cover9:00pm doors9:30pm show

Oh hay, this is tomorrow! Are you gonna come to a show filled to the brim with burlesque, bellydance, show tunes, and more? It’ll definitely be entertaining and super fun.

Also: we’ll be there!

Spectacular Spectacular! presented by Kansas City Cabaret
Feb 2nd, 2013
Uptown Arts Bar: 3611 Broadway KCMO 64111
$10 cover
9:00pm doors
9:30pm show

Therapy Lyrics

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Hey! What’s up? I’ll leave this all on your machine

This is the last call from me from here on out

No more finding roadkill on your lawn in the morning

I’ve stopped collecting your hair; I’ve thrown it all out

I don’t call the hotlines anymore, so now they’re mad at me

No longer spying from your neighbor’s tree

I don’t need to stalk you anymore

Chorus

I’ve been in therapy

My therapist just sits there and agrees with me

He costs about the same as a law degree

He wrote me some prescriptions and he set me free

From all the prophecies

That I had self-fulfilled so devotedly

And then this obsession began to freeze

If only I could have foreseen

You were not worth the stalking

It’s all over – retired Peeping Tom

Binoculars gather dust on my bookshelf

It’s time I forged ahead with a purpose all my own

A reason to keep breathing in and of itself

Seeing your frightened tears used to fill my world

Now that I’m a lady, I must throw away the girl – out of the trunk and into the river

Chorus

I’ve been in therapy

I’ve got a captive audience finally

And take more medication than celebrities

I’ve switched my focus onto curing my disease

So when you go outside and feel the breeze

Remember: ‘cause I won’t be watching from the trees

I no longer plead my insanity

My therapy is gonna be the death of me

Sincerely, Goodbye Forever

And ever x4

I know I said I’d never call you again

I thought I’d gotten over you

But my brain had another plan

We were meant to be together

Just like ‘Politics and Crime’

I’ll stop cutting your brakes

If you’ll only just be mine

What do you think I’ll do

With a restraining order?

I’m gonna do to you

What Frodo did to Mordor

Chorus

I think you need therapy

You’re cold and insensitive

And honestly

This rope was way expensive so don’t struggle please

That webcam in your bathroom needs some batteries

Let’s take some family photos!

And when I set you free

We’ll go to therapy

Take a listen to Therapy here on soundcloud!

NEW SINGLE - Therapy is now available on cdbaby.com!
Check it out!

NEW SINGLE - Therapy is now available on cdbaby.com!

Check it out!